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ProtonJon makes toast. (Ft. The Toast Fairy)

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JetSetAmirrah

Published: Jul 1, 2014

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HOW TO MAKE TOAST!

WHAT YOU NEED:

- 1 LOVELY PIECE OF BREAD!

- A TOASTER...TO TOAST STUFF!

- YOUR IMAGINATION!
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Jon began to read the instructions to make toast.
Jon wanted his toast to be the best toast he's ever toasted.

The instructions seemed simple enough. "I can do this!" Jon said proudly, adjusting his glasses.

He read on.

Step 1:
Grab your lovely piece of bread and give it some love and care.

Jon grabbed his piece of bread out of the loaf.
"Hey there baby..." Jon smirked as he kissed the bread. "Oh darling...You're going to get nice and toasted...And I'm gonna eat you up...Mmmhhhmmm...."

He continued giving the piece of bread some lovin'...And then read the next step.

Step 2:
Place the bread that you loved and cared for into one of the open slots of your toaster (that thing that toasts stuff).

"I'm so sorry, babe...But I'm going to have to toast you now..." Jon shed a tear as he headed for his toaster.

He looked at his toaster and was stumped.
"Which slot do I put in in?! There's 2 of them! Which hole?! WHICH ONE?!!!" Jon panicked as he tried to decide which slot to put his bread into.

The first slot looked pretty nice...And so did the second one.
Jon continued to panic.

"WHERE ARE YOU TOAST FAIRY?!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!" Jon yelled out the window.

Jon sat down at his table and cried. "I WANT TOAST!!"

It didn't take long for the Toast Fairy to come.

"YEAAHHHHHHHH TOASSTTTT! YEAHHHHH TOASSTTTTTTTTTT!!!" The Toast Fairy screamed as he burst through Jon's window.

Jon smiled happily. "Toast Fairy! I knew you were real!!!"

The Toast Fairy was a Shy Guy from the Mario series...But with magical fairy wings!

"Oh, magical Toast Fairy! I need your help! Which slot do I put my bread into?!" Jon asked the Toast Fairy.

"YEAH TOAST!" The Toast Fairy screamed as he slammed the toast into the toaster.

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOOOOOOOOOOOASSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!" The Toast Fairy screamed once more, crashing through Jon's other window on the way out.

"THANK YOU, TOAST FAIRY!" Jon waved goodbye.

Step 3:
Slide the button down on your toasty thingy and watch your toast toast.

Jon slid the button down. The wires that were once black turned red...

"Ooohhh! Pretty!!!" Jon said happily admiring the pretty red colour.

Jon watched the toaster.

"POP!" The toaster went, sending the hot toast right out of the toaster.

The toast landed right on top of Jon's head.

Jon grabbed it out of his blonde afro.

"My toast! It's perfect!" Jon said happily!

There was another crash through the window.

"YEAHHHHHH TOASSTTTTTTT!!!" The Toast Fairy screamed, flying off with Jon's toast...

...Jon didn't have any toast that day...